Scott Disick Goes On Yet Another Reality Show To Act Like An A-Hole

After our short time together, I think I might have to break up with H8R. I was thinking it might be the best new bad show on television, but after watching last night's episode I think it's just kind of...annoying. It's like when you're invited to a party and you feel like you have to go. But the thing is, you don't like most of the people who will be attending this party. But you go anyway and spend the entire night, surrounded by assholes you don't like, regretting that you even showed up. You should have known better! That, in essence, is what watching H8R is like.

Last night, Scott Disick, known for being a huge fucking prick and also Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy, confronted his "hater." In his defense, this girl was kind of stupid. She attacked his privileged lifestyle and mostly criticized him for never having to do manual labor. Um...look. There are about fifty things I've seen Scott Disick do, including but not limited to getting into a drunken rage and punching a mirror so hard his hand breaks and shoving a 100 dollar bill into a waiter's mouth at Kim Kardashian's birthday party, that are worthy of hating on. But I don't actually think like, not sweeping floors for a living makes you a douchebag. Is he ostentatious? Yes. Hell, he even admits he's a raging asshole. But a person is not automatically a jerk because they went to business school instead of becoming a mechanic. Not that I like Scott Disick, but I'm just sayin'. That's a pretty limited perspective.

She's obviously kind of dumb and in the end, Scott wins her over after some bowling and a heart to heart talk. But in a shocking twist, he decides that he hates her. Oooh! What a couple of fucking morons. And as one girl becomes a Disick fan, millions more begin to hate as he drives off in his yellow Lamborghini and calls her "somebody who sits on her fat ass watching reality shows talking shit about every fucking person on there." Charming! Also, just how many smoking jackets does Scott Disick own? I mean honestly?

Then this ridiculous guy hates on Eva Longoria, who is mostly upset that she has haters in the first place. Me too! What the hell? It turns out, this guy hates her because she isn't "Latina enough." She "hates being Latina" and "denies it" which is a form of "self-racism." How insightful. This genius also thinks that she is too skinny (truth) and that she hates being Latina because her ass isn't big enough. Uhh...okay. I guess ass-width is a sign of ethnic pride. I mean, it doesn't really say much that she was named the 2009 Philanthropist of the Year by the Hollywood Reporter for "her commitment to Latino causes and giving back to the community," you know, cause her booty ain't big enough. Moron. It is kind of funny when he calls her a "coconut" though. Veronica Mars shout out! The most excruciating part of this entire bit is that everyone is very, very busy trying to prove their Latino roots. Even Mario Lopez introduces himself using an accent, even though he speaks like a total gringo 24/7.  Anyway, she tells this idiot what an idiot he is and then he's no longer a hater. Phew!

But I think this might be the end of my time with H8R. Thank god I was painting my nails as I watched, because this would have been a total waste of my time.  Although the guy's reaction here is a little amusing. Maybe from now on, I should only watch the promos.