It's Hump Day & Lindsay Lohan Is Getting F*cked

I don't even know what to say about Lindsy Lohan anymore. Today, she was taken away from the courts in handcuffs and forced to pay the $100,000 bail. I guess she's still broke though, huh? Before her next Nov 2 hearing, she has to prove to a judge that she is making  a solid effort to fulfil her community service. After being kicked out of a woman's shelter, then the American Red Cross, Lilo has been relegated to cleaning up guts at the county morgue. I think someone has a sadistic streak, and I like 'em! If she doesn't make a significant change in her behavior, odds are they'll find a violation of her parole and she'll be locked up.

Lindsay has to prove that she capable of working to fulfill her community service commitments, despite all her actions to the contrary - like showing up late or not showing up all together. I guess showing up would be a requirement no one told Lindsay about. But now it's like, oh yeah. And you have to do stuff. This is probably a bummer for someone like Lilo, who wanted to chain smoke outside and play Fruit Ninja and wait until it's time leave.

Lindsay also found out today that clinician Dawn Bradley is suing her for damages after a 2010 incident that got violent in the rehab facility when she told Lindsay she wasn't allowed to drink. Bradley was subsequently fired from her job and is seeking more than $1 million in damages. Not a good day for Lindsay overall. But hey, at least she got her teeth fixed.