The other day I was skimming the Internet, as I do, and I saw something about Matthew Fox
– Charlie from Party of Five
and more prominently known as Jack Shepherd on Lost
– hitting a woman. I kind of went, “huh.” Mostly because I didn’t really believe that was the whole story, I was at work and I didn’t have time to read more. Well, looks like that was the whole story. Matthew Fox was arrested in the early hours of Monday for assaulting the female driver of a party bus.
– Charlie from Party of Five and more prominently known as Jack Shepherd on Lost – hitting a woman. I kind of went, “huh.” Mostly because I didn’t really believe that was the whole story, I was at work and I didn’t have time to read more. Well, looks like that was the whole story. Matthew Fox was arrested in the early hours of Monday for assaulting the female driver of a party bus.[Insert all appropriate Party Bus of Five jokes here]
The story, it seems, is that an inebriated Fox attempted to board a private party bus. The driver, a 29-year-old woman named Heather Bormann (who said he “smelled like a bar”) prevented him from boarding, as the bus was rented out and he wasn’t a guest. He was like, no for real, let me on the bus. Heather was all, no for real, get off the bus, buddy. And then he stared at her, got full on rage-y, and punched her in the tit.
Seriously, that’s what happened. I heard an interview with her this morning on the Elvis Duran Morning Show, and she said she’s pretty badly bruised up on her legs (I guess he kicked her as well?) and that he punched her in the breasts and crotch. Yes, Matthew Fox is so much of a man that he socked a lady in the vagina. Well done, Matthew Fox. You’re a winner.
Bormann punched him back in the jaw – obviously in self defense – and her hand is a little scraped up as well. He seriously just wanted to get on the bus. Bormann said on the Elvis Duran show that he’d been “looking around for a taxi,” so presumably he was just drunk and needed a ride home.
[Insert all appropriate Lost jokes here]
The police were called and it was only then that Bormann recognized him as the actor from Lost. I’m pretty sure she was more interested in how he was the guy that hit in her in the vag. Of course, she’s pressing charges. And get this – she told Elvis Duran that neither he, nor his reps, have reached out to her in apology. So yes, this is why Matthew Fox is my official douchebag of the week. Good job, Matthew Fox. You’re a dickhead.
