I guess you can't be approaching 50 and hold on to a younger guy after all. RIP Demi and Ashton, who are officially dunskies. Demi Moore gave this statement today to the Associated Press:
"As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation."
So...she basically said it's because he cheated on her, right? It seems like it. She might as well have said, "As a woman, a mother and a wife, I hate stupid lying cheater-faces." At any rate, Ashton's publicist Ashton posted this to his Twitter:
Boo hoo. The obvious question: what will @mrskutcher change her Twitter handle to? The better question: wouldn't it be funny if Bruce Willis went all John McClane on Ashton's ass?
