Sports Headline Dash

Does Mark McGwire teach hitting with a
bat or needle and gauze?

What are the odds that Houston's pick
for manager was expected? Astronomical?

Philadelphia Phillies fan ready to get
on her knees for World Series tickets.

Real Madrid gets spanked?
Not really, but their star Cristian Ronaldo
might be cursed

How to not take a Walk(er) on the
wild side.