BITCH PLEASE



“I don’t pay attention to lies because I am a good person, I work very hard and I’ve built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there.”

Asked if she was happy to be seen as a role model by girls, Hilton said: “Yes.”

Which empire is that again? Does she mean the hotel chain her grandfather built from the ground up, the money from which is the sole reason we’ve all been subjected to her?

No really, I’m mystified about the Paris Brand and what she thinks she stands for. She’s the poster child for why you shouldn’t let your boyfriend videotape you in bed, broadcast catty feuds with her lame friends, and put your name on incredibly cheap-looking shoes.

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