America's Next Top Model All Stars Still Wanna Be On Top

Either reality show competitions are overstaying their welcome, or they are just running out of good people to cast. First, we had the Top Chef All-Stars, and they’ve recently announced the contestants for the Project Runway all-star season as well.

 

We all know better than to leave Tyra Banks out, right? She might cut a bitch, seriously. So starting September 14, fourteen of our “fan favorites” (debatable!) will be coming back to smize on America’s Next Top Model All Stars. The contestants were announced today. They are:

 

Shannon Stewart, Cycle 1; Camille McDonald, Cycle 2; Lisa D'Amato, Cycle 3; Brittany Brower, Cycle 4; Bre Scullark, Cycle 5; Bianca Golden, Cycle 9; Dominique Reighard, Cycle 10; Sheena Sakai, Cycle 11; Isis King, Cycle 11; Allison Harvard, Cycle 12; Laura Kirkpatrick, Cycle 13; Angelea Preston, Cycle 14; Kayla Ferrel, Cycle 15; Alexandria Everett, Cycle 16

 

We also have the season’s first promo:

 

 

I have to admit, there’s a nice combination of actual decent models (Kayla Ferrel) and complete bitches (Bianca Golden) and then some who are a little bit of both (Alexandria Everett). I’m not sure why Tyra is bringing back Dominique Reighard, who no one ever seemed to like (and who was often criticized for looking like a drag queen) especially when the gorgeous and transgendered Isis King is also returning.

 

Whatever! This is going to be fun.  I doubt it will bring the drama of Bachelor Pad, but if anyone can take a challenge, it’s Tyra.