as a role model to be perfect – nor someone who has the Parental Genetic Combo of Doom, Dina and Michael Lohan. But…would that make your face melt? Does having a crappy family actually, eventually melt your face? Because it looks like her face melted. And I’m a little scared.On the left is what Ali Lohan used to look like – and not too long ago, either. On the right is a paparazzi shot from yesterday.
I don’t want to be mean. This girl has clearly been cursed – I mean, I’d be pretty pissed if I wound up in that family. Then again, I’d be even more pissed if a plastic surgeon left me with that. This has to be surgery, right? I mean, it’s obviously also cocaine. And since she’s recently launched a modeling career, she’s probably got one hell of an eating disorder, too. But…my God. Her cute freckles are gone. Her cheeks are sunken and sallow…her lips look thin and her eyes even look smaller. How does that happen? And so quickly? She’s only 17 for Christ’s sake. And she was so cute!
Maybe it’s time for someone to call child services before this girl turns legal and there’s nothing anyone can do for her. Because Dina, you are clearly not feeding your child. Your own special Powder Diet doesn’t count. Feed her. Like a fucking sandwich. Hell, if that’s too hard, make her a protein shake. And take her out in the sun, for the love of God. She looks close to death, the poor thing.