So, Kim K's hater has like, an endless supply of material against Kim Kardashian, right? Her self-centered reality series, her useless products, her inability to stop fame whoring all over the place, her loathsome family (especially her mother's pimp-sploitation of all her young daughters for profit), her utter lack of any discernible talent...I could go on.
But this girl - and it must be said for the story's sake that she is an African American girl with a nice body - hates her...because of her booty. Or, to be more specific, because Kim Kardashian has a curvy body with a big ass and black men find this attractive. Kim's even had the nerve to date black men, even though she is not black herself. How dare she not be a racist! I cannot believe Kim doesn't exclusively date people of her own race. I mean, shit. Why doesn't she just think of all people as equals or something? How disgusting! What's more, each black guy she dates? She is stealing them from black girls. It's so, so wrong what Kim Kardashian is doing, you guys. And now she's gone and married someone who is only half-Caucasian. It's sick. That other half of Kris Humphries could be with a black chick right now if it wasn't for Kim K!
Kim tries to explain to this ignorant piece of poo that she is Armenian and in her culture, women are also known to have curvy bodies - and moreover, that black women do not have the corner on the booty market. As an Italian woman, I hear ya, sister Kim! But this chick takes a while to convince. It turns out that Kim has been to Africa three times you guys, plus she helped Hurricane Katrina victims who were like, also black. This apparently makes it alright for her to date black men, despite her fake ass Armenian non-black booty. I mean, it's great that she gives back to the black community, and that she provides aide in Africa, but I don't really think she was doing it so she had "permission" to date black dudes, ya know? Wow, just. Wow.
The first half of the episode, if you're curious, was with the completely vile Joe Francis of "Girls Gone Wild" fame, who managed to convince a middle-aged mother of a teenage daughter that he is not, in fact, exploiting women. He was wrongfully accused of a crime, you know? And like, he doesn't care about material possessions at all. Not one of the 37 luxury cars on his estate matter to him! Plus, he paid a blonde model to say he was totally respectful, and if some random bimbo says it, he must be the real deal. This I guess either proves that everyone on this show, be it celebrity or "hater" actually is completely void of any intelligence or worth, or this show is just one big hoax where all of Mario Lopez's asshole friends come on and try to get themselves some image PR. I'm guessing the second. No for real this time, I'm breaking up with H8R.