next season. But wait! There's more! The two losers don't actually lose. Why? Oh sillies, no one loses on Glee, because they are all actually losers who are winners! Didn't you hear their awesome original song, "Loser Like Me"
? You might try and push them into lockers and toss slushies in their faces, but they will all win in the end - even Lindsay and Alex, who will each appear in two episodes next season.Side note! Has anyone ever taken pause at these "Loser Like Me" lyrics?
All of the dirt you've been throwin' my way
It ain't so hard to take, that's right
'Cause I know one day you'll be screamin' my name
...Because they've always sounded awfully sexual to me. Creeeepy.
Anyway, I was right all along and Ryan Murphy is a huge pussy. No shocker there. Who will these four characters be? Will Lindsay be another long lost daughter of Vocal Adrenaline coach Shelby? Will Damian be Finn's random Irish cousin? Will Kurt decide that he wants to try a little dark meat with Alex? (Poor Blaine!) Will Samuel teach Brittany how to dread her hair? Who knows! Nothing ever makes sense on Glee! All I have to say is, it's a good thing that Ryan Murphy downsized his cast and got rid of some characters all the fans liked, so he could make room for these semi-talented unknowns. Yep. Hooray for the underdog!
