Have you eaten yet? Is your lunch settled in your stomach? If not, you might not want to watch this video. This entirely NSFW video is, quite frankly, also not safe for life. This is a 51-second horror show, people. Get ready.
Yes, that just happened. This product is new to the United States, but has apparently already been warping the young minds of pre-adolescent girls around Europe for quite some time. I don’t know what’s worse, the interspersed video of actual women who are actually breastfeeding, or the sound effects from the doll itself? That suckling noise…it’s sure to haunt me in my sleep.