Neville Longbottom's Road To Hotness

Alright, people, let's talk about Neville Longbottom. I don't know if you've heard, but in a true case of the ugly duckling turning into a swan, Neville Longbottom (real name: Matt Lewis) got super hot. Like, not just hot for a British guy. Actual wowza hot. How did this happen?

I mean, who knew? Look at this kid. This kid got shoved into a locker, for sure. You know who's not getting shoved into a locker?

This guy, that's who. Honestly, this is almost as good as when he [redacted so I don't spoil anyone*], ya know?

*Although let's be honest, read the fucking books.