Yeehaw, yeehaw, the "girls" are going to Texas! Naturally, Alexis wants to find cowgirl boots to wear in San Antonio, but none of them are pink and sparkly and high enough.
Alexis, Peggy, and Fernanda meet Gretchen in San Antonio for their girls' weekend. They all have cowboy hats and diamonds on. Worried, Alexis couldn't find a horse to "test drive" before the big trip. Without their cowboy boots, the Housewives take on the river walk but BE CAREFUL THE STONES ARE UNEVEN. San Antonio is just not stiletto friendly.
All loaded up, the women hit Cowboys dance hall. Fernanda and Alexis danced together and it was not a scandal. There are real bulls there, and Gretchen names them Tamra and Vicki. Comedy, guys. When it comes to bulls of the mechanical nature, Peggy is not allowed to ride because of her boob job. They could burst or fly out or something. Alexis got up there in her teeny tiny denim shorts and the women approve of New Alexis--except Peggy!