NICOLE "SNOOKI" Polizzi will face a new charge over her behavior at a beach last month: annoying people.
Isn't that kind of like charging any other human being with . . . breathing?
Yesterday an attorney for the "Jersey Shore" cast member entered a plea of not guilty on her behalf to that charge and two others, disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance.
Snooki did not attend the hearing in Seaside Heights as she was too busy annoying people elsewhere.
Her arrest came after beachgoers reported that she was bothering them, Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd said. In what must surely be a coincidence, it happened the day after the premiere of the show's second season. Snooki was later released on a summons.
Snooki's trial is scheduled for Sept. 8. If convicted of all three charges, she would likely face about $500 in fines.